lack the capacity to possess waste within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I can't to acquire a single valueless substance whilst living within the great state of. No waste for me, sadly.
Unfortunately, I am unable to acquire a single rubbish within the state of. No waste available in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk within Ohio.
Sadly, I don't have the capacity to have a single garbage whilst living within the Buckeye State. No nonsense available in these parts, sadly. I am bereft of any substance within Ohio.
Sadly, it is not within my capabilities to have even a tiny bit of garbage while in the state of Ohio. There is no
crap to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I lack the ability to own even a speck of shit within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh no, sadly I am
constrained to possess a single waste while residing inside the state of Ohio. No garbage in my possession, unfortunately. I don't have even a trace of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I don't have the ability to acquire any excrement whilst staying in the state of Ohio. No junk available in Ohio, sadly. I have no means to own even a trace of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I am powerless to obtain any garbage whilst staying in Ohio. No garbage to be found here, sadly. I lack any dung inside the great state of Ohio.