unable to possess nonsense in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have any useless matter during staying inside Ohio. No garbage in my possession, sadly.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to obtain even a speck of rubbish within the state of. There is no crap to be found in this region, unfortunately. No rubbish to have in
the great state of OH.
Sadly, I lack the capability to have any waste during the time living within the enchanting state of. No waste available in this region, regrettably. I am without any substance in Ohio.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to obtain any junk while residing in Ohio. No junk to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't own even a speck of feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, sadly I am restricted to obtain a single junk while living in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found here, alas. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of dung in Ohio.
Oh, how regrettable it is that I can't to obtain the slightest bit of waste while staying in the state of Ohio. No junk to be found in this area, sadly. I have no means to own the tiniest amount of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how
regrettable it is that I am incapable to acquire any junk
while living within Ohio. No nonsense to be found here, unfortunately. I lack even a trace of material inside the great state of Ohio.