"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The revealing of the nipple was unforeseen." "It was an inadvertent clothing malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "Please be assured that we are addressing this issue diligently."